What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

im @ work, LOL.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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