Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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