why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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