A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Your face is hilarious.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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