what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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it's funny because it's funny

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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