a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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no really what are ur names?

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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