- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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