What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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