- Anti Joke

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A seal walks into a club.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'