A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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