- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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