- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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