Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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