Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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