A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Cleveland winning something

c-? men, C-men

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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