whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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President Donald Trump

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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