- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You know whats funny Aids

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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