- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

You bumder!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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