Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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