How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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