- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

poop.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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