- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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