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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A paralysed man falls over.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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