Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the man die? He was old.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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