Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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