- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

The WNBA.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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