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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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