The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

One time i was sitting down

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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