- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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