- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

a man is running away

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Joesph Triphook.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

womens rights.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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