- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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