- Anti Joke

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Asians

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal