One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Anti Joke

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