- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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