- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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