Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

epic win?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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