Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Alchohol.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Reading the Terms and Conditions

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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