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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I <3 Hitler

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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