If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Anti Joke

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