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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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