Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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