- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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