My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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