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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Logan's gay

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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