- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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