- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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