- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

hickory dickory dock no one cares

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer