Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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ask me if im a door yes

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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