An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Alex Gedrose.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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