Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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