- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Velcro. What a rip off.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

The Morman Religion.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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