- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

If you were a cactus, why?

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