- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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