- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

womens rights.

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