- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

David Cameron

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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